Point Counter-Point

 POINT COUNTER-POINT

Point: Frank Somerville is a thoughtful, passionate news anchor with compelling thoughts about life he posts on Facebook.

Counter-Point: Frank Somerville is a complete sanctimonious, overly righteous asshole who preys on his sycophants.

Point: Jan Wahl is a movie buff who loves Hollywood pictures.

Counter-Point: Jan Wahl is the biggest yenta in the business who raves about women movies and thinks every Cate Blanchett film is a classic.

Point: Ross Palombo is a competent news anchor who is a bit of misfit but reads copy adequately.

Counter-Point: Ross Palombo is a misguided, phony, drama schmuck with the news acumen of a pregnant hyena.

Point: The KNBR Morning Show is a great program for Giants fans and their client base.

Counter-Point: The KNBR Morning Show is a four-hour audio colonoscopy with enough anal warts to satisfy a Bangkok bordello. Dude!

Point: Darya Folsom has a big following on KRON.

Counter-Point: Darya Folsom is the most obnoxious, illiterate, narcissist in Bay Area TV News history. And the fake doughnuts aren't helping.

Point: Mike Mibach is a decent enough anchor who is thought-provoking and ground-breaking.

Counter-Point: Mike Mibach is a total disaster based on false emotion and passion.

Point: Raj Mathai is a breath of fresh air and provocative insight.

Counter-Point: Raj Mathai is more two-faced than all the Jokers combined on every Batman movie.

Point: Gasia Mikaelian is a spunky news anchor who is the life of the newsroom.

Counter-Point: Gasia Mikaelian is the most over-the-top yenta whose own news staff thinks she's an embarrassment to KTVU.

Point: Larry Krueger is quite knowledgeable about sports.

Counter-Point: Larry Krueger is the biggest talks-from-both-side-of-his-mouth, putz since the days of Milt Kahn.

Point: Damon Bruce is a serviceable sports radio host.

Counter-Point: Damon Bruce thinks his shit doesn't stink.

Point: Ronn Owens has the ego the size of California.

Counter-Point: Ronn Owens has an ego the size of Uranus.

Point: Reggie Aqui brings spirit to the KGO-TV Morning Show.

Counter-Point: Reggie Aqui is to "newsman" is what Mel Gibson is to bar-mitzvahs.

Point: Armstrong and Getty are quite hilarious.

Counter-Point: Armstrong and Getty are about as fun and exciting as a one-legged, blind, hooker with malaria.

Point: John Lund is a free-thinker.

Counter-Point: John Lund proves one thing: Darwin was wrong.

Point: Tracey Watkowski is a News Director who loves to take chances.

Counter-Point: Tracey Watkowski is a careless, obnoxious, prima donna with less people skills than a drunk southern pastor.

Point: Allen Martin is a good guy to have a beer with.

Counter-Point: Allen Martin is the kind of guy that puts orange juice in Jack Daniels.

Point: Chip Franklin is a real great listen and charmer.

Counter-Point: Chip Franklin has about as much charm and buzz as a used condom found on Turk and Eddy St.




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