ZANU PF government to start confiscating money from its citizens as crisis deepens

The ZANU PF government in a panic mode as the cash deposits fell by 40% by end of May 2016, bringing further deepening crisis of an embattled Mugabe government. Patrick Chinamasa the Finance Minister has invoked Section 11 of the Bank Use Promotion Act, manipulating it to cover the confiscation of any money not banked by any business or persons by the end of the business, it has been learned. 

The desperate government will from today be able to search business premises and households for any cash not banked. Be warned!